One year after giving us the Binge On Up headwear, T-Mobile has crafted a new wearable for your entire body.
The T-Mobile Onesie is now official. Designed by CEO John Legere, the T-Mobile Onesie touts some state-of-the-art features, like fitness tracking, Bluetooth, GPS, and even 4G LTE nano-fiber tech that’ll get you a perfect signal whoever you go. And if you feel like sharing that signal with others, you can activate Human Hotspot mode.
T-Mobile touts that its onesie is available in four versions: the standard Onesie for everyday wear, the Onesie Sport with wicking fabric and advanced bio-feedback, the Onesie Comfort for laid back nights in, and the Onesie @Work with wool-blend wrinkle-resistant fabric for office wear.
If all of that sounds too good to be true, that’s because it is. The T-Mobile Onesie is T-Mo’s April Fools’ Day joke for 2017. But if the thought of a comfy and obscenely bright onesie sounds awesome to you, you’ll be glad to know that you can actually buy a T-Mobile Onesie.
The T-Mobile Onesie that’s available for purchase may not have 4G LTE fibers, but it is made of 65/35 cotton, has two front pockets, and a sleeve for your phone. You can buy a T-Mobile Onesie for $40, and T-Mo says that onesies ordered between March 31 and April 6 will begin shipping on April 7.