This election season, we need someone we can trust. Someone that will restore dreams, hopes, and help apple farmers get the respect they deserve. Someone that will treat Android, iOS, and Windows Phone equally. Someone that will provide the necessary stimulus dollars for QWERTY keyboards. Someone that will make 4G LTE available to everyone. In tonight's special (PARODY) newscast - a mere six days from the election - news veteran Jim Johnson interviews candidate Aaron Baker.