If you've ever wanted the pinnacle in service and functionality, check this out?
Dubbing itself the ultimate all-in-one device, the Pomegranate NS08 boasts more features than you ever thought imaginable, direct from the shores of Nova Scotia.
Users enjoy everything from calling, messaging, full internet browsing, camera, video, MP3 player, GPS navigation, global voice translator, projector ? and, according to this presentation, which has gone virally huge on the ?Net, it even offers built-in coffee-making functionality, a shaving utility and harmonica feature. Seriously. Think I'm kidding? See for yourself.
(And if the site makes you feel like visiting the cool, crazy, whacked-out country this comes from, then you've got the whole point of this venture.)